Regarding my last post I have calculated 78% of Newgrounders who cant shit bricks are made of fail and aids. In that 78% I have come to the conclusion that 50% of their brains are comprised of 90% human feces, the rest being marshmellows and eraser shavings.

Heres the story: Two boys got in a sword fight so they drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf cop heard the gunshots and went over to burglerize them. Well the deaf cop didnt make it far with the guns because a mute guy got his megaphone out and yelled as loud as could through it. The sound decible was so high that the deaf cops head exploded in a gory fashion leaving only his brain stem. If you do not believe me ask the old blind man he saw the whole thing! Are you still reading this? Jeez looeez your an idiot. Dont you realize that nothing else happens after the blind man part. If your still reading this your a friggin' idiot. Wow really!? You read this too!? Oh my god, wow, just wow man. You have no life dont you reading this far...for nothing. GAWD MAN! Dahm your desperate. Well I cant leave you sad and disappionted so go watch a movie. There. You happy I gave advice? Wait, why am I still typing. Oh well. Your still here!!! *Cough* moron *Cough*. Go away and stop reading GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Whew, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Wait. GAH! Better.

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Man i missed out on national cheese day gawd dahmmit

I am officialy hated by 1 newgrounder >:D